Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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