Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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