im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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