Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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