lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
