iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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