Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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