Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
how does that bad decision feel?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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