i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I party with great urgency now.
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