Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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