Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Never joke about your clitoris.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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