Me too!
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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