Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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