We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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