i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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