You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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