That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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