you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
