i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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