why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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