He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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