these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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