Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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