I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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