i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Randomize
