How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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