Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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