Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This girl is more easily done than said...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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