I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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