and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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