I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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