Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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