Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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