id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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