My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Enjoy the penises
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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