Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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