Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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