My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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