How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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