Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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