Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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