You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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