As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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