It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Randomize
