I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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