Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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