I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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