Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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