On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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