your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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