I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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