we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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