i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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