Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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